Chicken Keeper Gifts

Chicken laying an egg.

Did you have to bring your chicken?

Fresh Free Range Eggs, "these eggs are laid by chickens which are allowed to roam and feed freely-indeed to cross the road if they feel like it"

'Come on children, last one out's a rotten egg.'

'Well, you have people pox.'

"Eggs, eggs, eggs...that Delia Smith's ruining my life."

'I think I've spotted you problem.'

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

Chick escapes from egg prison.

Lay In Ambush

Were we get deviled eggs...

The Rooster Comedian.

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Silence of the Chickens...

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'Can he come out and play?'

'All I said was 'belly up to the bar'.'

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

'This race is simply too close to call.'

Seminal moments in Chicken History

"Babies come from WHERE?!"

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

A house cat fishes in a goldfish bowl

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

'It's a kit I found online. I converted the car so it runs entirely on chicken manure.'

A bit of Newlyn.

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

Cat plays a golf shot from a litter box.