Chicken Keeping Gifts

"Our eggs are particularly awesome today."

How to live ecologically without wasting power.

Chickens

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Silence of the Chickens...

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

bird interprets modern art

"She wishes to range free!"

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

Leak in the fish tank.

'I wish I was creative'

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

Where Deviled Eggs come from

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

'Superstock'

"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"Hurray! I just got born!"

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

Dogs and Chickens

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'