Chickens Gifts

'I don't NEED a warrant!'

'You may want to consider diversifying your portfolio'

"Sorry. You want Manny Hanny. This is Henny Penny."

"I don't care who came first, you still need reservations."

"Pecking order's not what it used to be."

'How long have you had this thing about crossing roads?'

In Whydid, Wales.

"The tests are back: You need more calcium in your diet to improve the shell-thickness of your eggs..."

Chicken Séance,

Things are usually pretty quiet aound here at night - But every once in a while, this nutjob shows up and makes a scene, Don't try to apprehend him yourself - Really cuckoo, that one,

Man with chicks all over body is 'Chick Magnet'.

"Hey come on buddy...have a heart!"

"I thought it was a place to pick up some chicks, but NOOOOO!"

The Philosophy of Chickens

Life with an invisible chicken.

'What a relief. We were afraid your form of life would be vastly different from ours.'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Chicken with egg on its face.

'EEEK! There's an apple around my worm!'

"Hurray! I just got born!"

Another reason chickens cross the road: 'It's supposed to be good for the gizzard!'

'I don't NEED a warrant!'

'Careful, it's not politically correct to say I rule the roost anymore...'

'I don't know why but these guys are fascinated with me...'

"Baldo, Hispanic Heritage Month is about old traditions...and starting new ones."

"So, Dona Carmen...what's wrong with Rogelio?"

Lay In Ambush

"I'm getting really tired of having to explain myself every time I cross the road!"

Religious Eggs

"Just my luck. . . I buy a chicken farm and the rooster turns gay!!"

"Fresh poultry."

"Henrietta, go pluck yourself - you're on skins."

"Mum, what is a nugget?"

"That's the closest I come to a bucket list."

"That guy's a real chick magnet."