Chicken Breeder Gifts

'Chicken Breeder Monthly'

Bobby-Ray tries to become a chicken breeder

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

The Rooster Comedian.

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Silence of the Chickens...

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

'Another blond hair! You've been making a lot of night calls lately...'

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

Puppies

"His father came from a family of climbers."

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

"Hurray! I just got born!"

'This race is simply too close to call.'

Seminal moments in Chicken History

A bit of Newlyn.

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

Good, but not Great Danes.

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

Dogs and Chickens

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

Free Range Chickens

'Who said you could come out of your room?'