Chicken Herder Gifts

Due to a slight hearing problem, history does not remember Doug and Gary, chicken herders of Bethlehem.

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Silence of the Chickens...

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

Where Deviled Eggs come from

'Superstock'

'Can he come out and play?'

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

"Hurray! I just got born!"

'How are you at thinking outside the flocks?'

"It's a destination wedding invitation. We have to cross the road."

"I'm making your favorite dessert, dear … seven layer cake."

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"No, that was my twin brother. I was too chicken to cross the road."

'The first day on the job was not going well for Al...'

'In this league, guys, it's all about winning. And we're like, what, 0 and 10? That's why coach got the ax.'

"One word from you when the wife gets home and you're next Sunday's roast!"

Dogs and Chickens

Scientists have found proof that the mighty T-rex is related to the humble chicken.

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

Egg!

'So, the egg WAS first.'

'Careful, it's not politically correct to say I rule the roost anymore...'

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."

'I'll take back 'Rotten Egg' if you'll apologize for 'Dumb Cluck'.'

Stonehens

"My God, you're right ... it all makes sense. I crossed the road because of my parents!"

Chicken standing on a platform on a stage with three horns in front of it and wearing a top hat; a sign on the side of the platform reads "National Endowment for the Arts - Seal of Approval."

"Stop son, council regulations state that we're not allowed to crow in urban areas..."