Chicken Herder Pillows

Due to a slight hearing problem, history does not remember Doug and Gary, chicken herders of Bethlehem.

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Silence of the Chickens...

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

'Superstock'

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

'Can he come out and play?'

"Hurray! I just got born!"

'How are you at thinking outside the flocks?'

"It's a destination wedding invitation. We have to cross the road."

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

"No, that was my twin brother. I was too chicken to cross the road."

"I'm making your favorite dessert, dear … seven layer cake."

"One word from you when the wife gets home and you're next Sunday's roast!"

Dogs and Chickens

'The first day on the job was not going well for Al...'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'In this league, guys, it's all about winning. And we're like, what, 0 and 10? That's why coach got the ax.'

Scientists have found proof that the mighty T-rex is related to the humble chicken.

"My God, you're right ... it all makes sense. I crossed the road because of my parents!"

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

Chicken standing on a platform on a stage with three horns in front of it and wearing a top hat; a sign on the side of the platform reads "National Endowment for the Arts - Seal of Approval."

Stonehens

"Mum, what is a nugget?"

Egg!

"Sherlock Combs there said he believes it's an inside job."

'I'll take back 'Rotten Egg' if you'll apologize for 'Dumb Cluck'.'

"Stop son, council regulations state that we're not allowed to crow in urban areas..."

'So, the egg WAS first.'