Chicken Raising Pillows

"And now we just relax, settle down, and smother them until they crack."

"Admit it, Mary. You've been having hot flashes, again, haven't you?"

'Hey - I was in line first! There you go again...messing up the pecking order!'

Silence of the Chickens...

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"She wishes to range free!"

'Chicken Farms - Pecking Order'

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

'Superstock'

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

Where Deviled Eggs come from

'Can he come out and play?'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

"Hurray! I just got born!"

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

'George, stop playing with the children.'

'I admire your can-cock-a-doodle-do attitude.'

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

Dogs and Chickens

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...."

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

"You knew I was a migratory bird when you married."

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'Step on it, Larry.'

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."

'Let's go, Denmore. The free-range chickens are stampeding towards the canyon.'

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."