Chicken Keeping Pillows

'You should learn to relax, Doris!'

"Our eggs are particularly awesome today."

How to live ecologically without wasting power.

Chickens

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Silence of the Chickens...

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"She wishes to range free!"

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

bird interprets modern art

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

Leak in the fish tank.

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'I wish I was creative'

Where Deviled Eggs come from

'Superstock'

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

'Twitter for goldfish.'

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

"Hurray! I just got born!"

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

'All I said was 'belly up to the bar'.'