Chicken Keeper Pillows

Chicken laying an egg.

Did you have to bring your chicken?

Fresh Free Range Eggs, "these eggs are laid by chickens which are allowed to roam and feed freely-indeed to cross the road if they feel like it"

'Come on children, last one out's a rotten egg.'

'Well, you have people pox.'

"Eggs, eggs, eggs...that Delia Smith's ruining my life."

'I think I've spotted you problem.'

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

Chick escapes from egg prison.

Lay In Ambush

The Rooster Comedian.

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Silence of the Chickens...

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'Can he come out and play?'

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

'This race is simply too close to call.'

Seminal moments in Chicken History

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

'Go on - they're organic!'

A bit of Newlyn.

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

A house cat fishes in a goldfish bowl

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

Free Range Chickens

'Who said you could come out of your room?'

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

"Mum, what is a nugget?"