Cat Herder Pillows

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

The Cat Spa

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

Pyramid catflap...

'How are you at thinking outside the flocks?'

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

The Not So Wild West

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

'The first day on the job was not going well for Al...'

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

Cat Olympics

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

"I majored in sheep with a minor in cat herding."

Mind them while I go shopping and I'll give you 50 bucks extra!

"I don't care what the job pays. . . I'm never herding cats again!"

'He's a goatee herder.'

'Plastic bags, dogs, dogs behind gates, strange smells, pigs, strange noises...heck! It would be quicker to tell you what doesn't spook me!'

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

'Did you know that your birthmark links to a cult group that worships cats?'

"God, I hate cows."

"That was the easy part. Now get them back in the hat."

Cowboy to round up cows on the moon.

"Police urge the gunman to turn himself in or, at the very least, let the cat in."

"And this will protect him from distemper."

When it's time to change the kitty litter box - at the very latest.

Don't forget to feed the python...

"I'm beginning to think I'm the only one without a dog."

"You're a bully."

"Shepherd Herder Hunter Thinker"

Old cat with its own stair lift

'Scamp, this is Doctor Drummond. Stop scratching! Stop it!'

Cat Yoga