Cat Herder Sympathizers Pillows

'Your five years experience herding cats is very impressive.'

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

Pyramid catflap...

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

"He may be neutered and declawed, but he's still dangerous."

Cat Lover's Leap.

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

So doctor, what you're saying is that all the time I thought she was a crazy cat lady, it was me who had mental health issues...

'My opponent hates cats.'

"Anxiety? No, nothing that I've noticed out of the ordinary."

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

"Dog...God. God...dog. Cat...tac."

"I majored in sheep with a minor in cat herding."

'Sometimes I like to dunk mine in a nice hot cup of coffee.'

'I don't think that brand of cat food is very healthy.'

Wildcat Strike.

'Did you know that your birthmark links to a cult group that worships cats?'

"Maybe if you played the xylophone like this cat, I'd pay more attention to you."

Cat steals food from owner who is distracted by feeding the dog.

"Any word back from the TED conference?"

'I know I have a name to live by, but I'd rather wear sandals in summer...'

Cat cowboy says: 'That ain't no tumbleweed, it's a hairball.'

"I'm not sure what kind of luck this is."

"Are any of the candidates anti-cat?"

'Lois, what's the sense of bringing the cat camping if it can't go outside the tent a little?'

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."

"Sometimes I think you guys don't want peace."

Cheshire Flamenco Dancer... Lipsticked grin clutching flower in her teeth.

"I'm sorry, doctor. The cat must have escaped again."

Cat Yoga

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