Cat Herder Sympathizers Gifts

'Your five years experience herding cats is very impressive.'

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

Pyramid catflap...

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

I'm sure it's fake.

"He may be neutered and declawed, but he's still dangerous."

Cat Lover's Leap.

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

'My opponent hates cats.'

So doctor, what you're saying is that all the time I thought she was a crazy cat lady, it was me who had mental health issues...

"Anxiety? No, nothing that I've noticed out of the ordinary."

"Dog...God. God...dog. Cat...tac."

"I majored in sheep with a minor in cat herding."

'Sometimes I like to dunk mine in a nice hot cup of coffee.'

'I don't think that brand of cat food is very healthy.'

Wildcat Strike.

'Did you know that your birthmark links to a cult group that worships cats?'

"Maybe if you played the xylophone like this cat, I'd pay more attention to you."

Cat steals food from owner who is distracted by feeding the dog.

"Any word back from the TED conference?"

Cat cowboy says: 'That ain't no tumbleweed, it's a hairball.'

'I know I have a name to live by, but I'd rather wear sandals in summer...'

"Are any of the candidates anti-cat?"

"Sometimes I think you guys don't want peace."

'Lois, what's the sense of bringing the cat camping if it can't go outside the tent a little?'

How do you keep cats out of your garden? I catch the little sneaks

Cheshire Flamenco Dancer... Lipsticked grin clutching flower in her teeth.

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."

"I'm not sure what kind of luck this is."

'Do you have one with a mouse?'

Cat Yoga