Herder Gifts

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

"God, I hate cows."

"Shepherd Herder Hunter Thinker"

A goat-herder notices Satan trying to fit in with a herd of goats and sends him off

'How are you at thinking outside the flocks?'

'The first day on the job was not going well for Al...'

"You're a bully."

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

New Guy.

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

Education Guidance

"Fast forward to the part where you herd me."

The young Shepherd was determined to show the flock who was the boss!

Mind them while I go shopping and I'll give you 50 bucks extra!

"I don't care what the job pays. . . I'm never herding cats again!"

Shepherd buying a shepherd's pie.

'He's a goatee herder.'

'Plastic bags, dogs, dogs behind gates, strange smells, pigs, strange noises...heck! It would be quicker to tell you what doesn't spook me!'

Western Philosophy

"Damn, she's good."

"Your resume says you specialize in field work."

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

Oh yeah, that's right. Now everyone wants to know the radiator cow.

'I was going to hunt for them. Then I thought hey - why not just clone new ones!'

"My platform can be summarized in a single word: Leadership!"

"We're good herding dogs, but that drone can't be good for job security."

Western Philosophy

Cowboy to round up cows on the moon.

"We only need to slaughter one more - grab that one."

"That was the easy part. Now get them back in the hat."