Sheep Herder Gifts

Shepherd buying a shepherd's pie.

It's a working vacation.

'I was going to hunt for them. Then I thought hey - why not just clone new ones!'

Sleep techniques for Shepherds and Sheep.

The young Shepherd was determined to show the flock who was the boss!

"Your resume says you specialize in field work."

Shepherd and eurydice

"Staff support"

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

EWE 2.

Please Drove Carefully.

Support group for sheep.

'I'm afraid you don't have the leadership qualities we're seeking.'

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Sheep dog late for work

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Lamb Noise.

'It's 'baa baa' here and 'baa baa' there, until I'm just about nuts.'

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

Sheep Ledger

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

"Static cling."

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

'Sorry lady, can't help you: Yes, I can herd pretty much anything, but not cats, and certainly not kittens...'

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

The return of the four sheepskins

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

Merry Christmas.

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia