Sheep Farmer Gifts

'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'

Alpaca winning Premium Wool Championship.

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

'I have no idea how many I have in my flock. Every time I start counting them I fall asleep.'

Sheep reverses roles in the shearing process.

Always the entrepreneur, Sam could make a dollar in any situation.

Sheep dog jumping across sheep - and one of the sheep hits him with a frying pan

'Abandon Sheep.'

'That's true...but so are the worms.'

Sheep and Sheep Dog on protest.

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

"Will you be posting this on ewe tube?"

Sheep Escalator

'You don't want to show favouritism Bruce-it upsets the others.'

Sheepwrecked

Sheep-farts contribute to global warming...

'I thought you said you'd done this before.'

'Darlin' Bluebell, now that they've accepted Brokeback Mountain I think our time is comin'...'

"You don't want to show favouritism, Bruce, it upsets the others."

"She's a black faced Suffolk, but I call her Stephanie."

Thinking about work.

Sheep's Road Crossing

Double Ewe, Double Ewe, Double Ewe - New Zealand Web Address

"I'm not drunk, I swear: the farmer is trialing chemical shearing this year..."

"You can always count on me."

"How come when it rains sheep don't shrink?"

"You may want to re-think the new look."

Sheephunters

"This guy has no idea what he's doing."

A Gated Community.

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

'Bedlington Terriers look like lambs...

'I've told him a little blue spot would do fine, but he does like to express himself.'

"He's been like that ever since he stopped eating the stuff and began smoking it."

"Great invention, but it does make you a bit of a rubbish shepherd."