Sheep Farmer Gifts

'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'

Alpaca winning Premium Wool Championship.

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

'I have no idea how many I have in my flock. Every time I start counting them I fall asleep.'

Sheep reverses roles in the shearing process.

Always the entrepreneur, Sam could make a dollar in any situation.

Sheep dog jumping across sheep - and one of the sheep hits him with a frying pan

'Abandon Sheep.'

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

'That's true...but so are the worms.'

Sheep and Sheep Dog on protest.

"Will you be posting this on ewe tube?"

Sheep-farts contribute to global warming...

'Darlin' Bluebell, now that they've accepted Brokeback Mountain I think our time is comin'...'

Sheep's Road Crossing

Sheep Escalator

'I thought you said you'd done this before.'

"You don't want to show favouritism, Bruce, it upsets the others."

Sheepwrecked

Thinking about work.

"I'm not drunk, I swear: the farmer is trialing chemical shearing this year..."

"You can always count on me."

"She's a black faced Suffolk, but I call her Stephanie."

'You don't want to show favouritism Bruce-it upsets the others.'

Double Ewe, Double Ewe, Double Ewe - New Zealand Web Address

"How come when it rains sheep don't shrink?"

"I don't know about you, but I hate it when they bring in the French shearers..."

'After you're shorn, come and see me: I have sunscreen...'

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

A shepherd with crook.

"I told you not to shear your wool today: It gets cold in the desert at night..."

"I thought it might help lure in the big horn sheep."

'Bedlington Terriers look like lambs...

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

Dung