Artistic Sheep Farmers Gifts

'I've told him a little blue spot would do fine, but he does like to express himself.'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

EWE 2.

Please Drove Carefully.

Support group for sheep.

Sheep Ledger

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

"Static cling."

Sheep In Curlers

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

'Sorry lady, can't help you: Yes, I can herd pretty much anything, but not cats, and certainly not kittens...'

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

Going Down?

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

"You can always count on me."

The Lawman

'I'm banging out some bitchin' bleats!'

The Uterus in the form of a Ewe

A Gated Community.

Quick, follow that star

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

'How come this sheep tastes like sugar?'

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

Sheepdog Security

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."