Artistic Sheep Farmers Pillows

'I've told him a little blue spot would do fine, but he does like to express himself.'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Please Drove Carefully.

Support group for sheep.

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

Sheep Ledger

Sheep In Curlers

"Static cling."

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

'Sorry lady, can't help you: Yes, I can herd pretty much anything, but not cats, and certainly not kittens...'

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

Going Down?

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

"You can always count on me."

Quick, follow that star

The Uterus in the form of a Ewe

'I'm banging out some bitchin' bleats!'

The Lawman

A Gated Community.

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

'Tsk...woolly thinking again.'

Sheepdog Security

A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.