Sheep Raising Pillows

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Please Drove Carefully.

Support group for sheep.

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

Sheep Ledger

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

"Static cling."

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

'Sorry lady, can't help you: Yes, I can herd pretty much anything, but not cats, and certainly not kittens...'

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

Going Down?

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

"You can always count on me."

The Lawman

'I'm banging out some bitchin' bleats!'

"Any qualifications other than speaking the language."

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

A Gated Community.

A cow ventriloquist.

'So when the bottom fell out of sheep shearing I had to find something else...'

The Uterus in the form of a Ewe

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.

'Tsk...woolly thinking again.'