"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."
Sheep Raising Mugs
Start their day with a laugh or a smile with our sheep raising-themed mugs. Perfect for coffee or tea, these mugs celebrate the joy of caring for sheep with witty cartoon designs.
A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'
EWE 2.
Support group for sheep.
Please Drove Carefully.
"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."
Sheep Ledger
'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'
"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."
No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!
"Static cling."
"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."
'Sorry lady, can't help you: Yes, I can herd pretty much anything, but not cats, and certainly not kittens...'
'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'
Going Down?
Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.
"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."
"You can always count on me."
Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.
"Any qualifications other than speaking the language."
"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."
'I'm banging out some bitchin' bleats!'
"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"
A Gated Community.
A cow ventriloquist.
'So when the bottom fell out of sheep shearing I had to find something else...'
"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"
The Lawman
The Uterus in the form of a Ewe
'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'
"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"
'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'
'How come this sheep tastes like sugar?'
Shepherds washed their socks by night.
'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'
Sheep Raising Mugs Collection
Sheep Raising Pillows
Find cozy and amusing sheep raising pillows to add a fluffy touch of personality to their favorite space.
Sheep Raising Prints
Explore our selection of prints that celebrate sheep raising, perfect for decorating any barn, kitchen, or sheep lover’s den.
Sheep Raising T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts for sheep raising enthusiasts—ideal for making a statement about their flock with humor and style.