Sheep Herding Pillows

Sheep Escalator

Shepherd buying a shepherd's pie.

'Darlin' Bluebell, now that they've accepted Brokeback Mountain I think our time is comin'...'

Down at the Local Baa-Baa Shop

"Sorry, folks. He's very young, but he has great herding instincts."

"Sorry, nature calls, I'll be back in five minutes: Suzie, you're in charge..."

"I told you not to give them a bath in hot water!"

Will work for grass

Rain cloud follows shepherd.

'I'm good with sheep. . .'

'I can't wait to be shorn of all this wooly symbolism.'

'Sheep are made of wool, why don't they shrink when it rains?'

"I warn you, I came prepared for road rage."

"Get the flock out of here!"

Sheep Ledger

I shaved my head before clipping season so the sheep feel we're in this together. Shear and shear alike!

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

The Flock

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

New Guy.

EWE 2.

Support group for sheep.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

"Static cling."

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

'Sorry lady, can't help you: Yes, I can herd pretty much anything, but not cats, and certainly not kittens...'

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

Going Down?

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

"You can always count on me."

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.