Sheep Lovers Pillows

Sheep In Curlers

Quick, follow that star

'I happened to swallow a bottle of Rogaine!'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Please Drove Carefully.

Support group for sheep.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Sheep Ledger

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

"Static cling."

'Sorry lady, can't help you: Yes, I can herd pretty much anything, but not cats, and certainly not kittens...'

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

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Going Down?

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

"You can always count on me."

'I'm banging out some bitchin' bleats!'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

A cow ventriloquist.

Fricka arrives.

The Uterus in the form of a Ewe

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

A (P)ram.

"It's about bloody time you turned up!"

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

'Tsk...woolly thinking again.'