Sheep Lovers Mugs

Sheep In Curlers

"It's homemade."

Quick, follow that star

'I happened to swallow a bottle of Rogaine!'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

EWE 2.

Please Drove Carefully.

Support group for sheep.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Sheep Ledger

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

"Static cling."

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

Thoughts of EWE keep running through my mind.

'Sorry lady, can't help you: Yes, I can herd pretty much anything, but not cats, and certainly not kittens...'

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

Going Down?

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

"You can always count on me."

The Uterus in the form of a Ewe

'I'm banging out some bitchin' bleats!'

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

Fricka arrives.

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

A cow ventriloquist.

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

'How come this sheep tastes like sugar?'

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

"It's about bloody time you turned up!"

A (P)ram.