Cowboy to round up cows on the moon.
Cow Herder Gifts
If you’re searching for the perfect gift for a cow herder, explore our collection of witty and charming products. Designed for those who tend to the land and care for their herd, these gifts add humor and warmth to any cattle enthusiast’s day. Whether they need a cozy pillow, a playful mug, or a fun T-shirt, our selection captures their rustic spirit with a touch of wit, making every item a delightful surprise.
"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"
'The circle is complete!'
Chase me, chase me cows.
'Have you tried pulling the udders?'
'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'
New Guy.
'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'
'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'
I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!
'Trickle or Spray!?'
Cow's straw
'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'
"They’re real."
Slinky Cow World
Well... Tis the season to be jolly!
Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...
"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"
"...and she said 'MOO!'"
Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..
'This model is hard to get parts for.'
A Tumble Cow
How cow life-forms got to planet Earth.
"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."
Pull the udder one
Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.
'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'
Twister:Rural Social Networking
"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."
"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."
'We call these supernumerary teats!'
"I'm an enigma!"
A boy who loves cows/burgers
'I can't recommend the beef.'
"They're home...the party's over!"
Cow Herder Gifts Collection
Cow Herder Mugs
Explore our collection of cow herder mugs for a humorous and heartfelt gift idea that’s perfect for starting their day with a smile.
Cow Herder Pillows
Find cozy, charming cow herder pillows that add personality and comfort to any rural home or barn retreat.
Cow Herder Prints
Brighten their space with our cow herder prints, featuring professional artwork that captures the rustic spirit and humor of rural life.
Cow Herder T-Shirts
Discover fun and stylish cow herder T-shirts, ideal for farm enthusiasts who want to showcase their love for cattle with a touch of wit.