Goat Herder Gifts

'He's a goatee herder.'

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Billy. The Kid.

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Vincent Van Goat.

'How are you at thinking outside the flocks?'

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

"I like to stay on top of things."

'The first day on the job was not going well for Al...'

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

'The persistence of Goats': Oil on Canvas, 1964. An important work from the 'Dr Sues meets Salvador Dali' school of art.

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

'Nonsense! They can't All have headaches.'

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

'Excellent napkin.'

The young Shepherd was determined to show the flock who was the boss!

'Don't worry about the condition of the pitch, I've got my best goat working on it.'

Mind them while I go shopping and I'll give you 50 bucks extra!

"OK, today, Bob, your team is on blackberry clearing at the Brown's farm, while Lisa, your team is on thistle clearing at the Barker's farm..."

Mountain Goat sees Mountain Goat Guru at peak.

"I don't care what the job pays. . . I'm never herding cats again!"

'Plastic bags, dogs, dogs behind gates, strange smells, pigs, strange noises...heck! It would be quicker to tell you what doesn't spook me!'

Shepherd buying a shepherd's pie.

I lactate, therefore I am.

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."