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'He's a goatee herder.'

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Billy. The Kid.

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Vincent Van Goat.

'How are you at thinking outside the flocks?'

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

'The first day on the job was not going well for Al...'

"I like to stay on top of things."

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

'Nonsense! They can't All have headaches.'

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

'Excellent napkin.'

The young Shepherd was determined to show the flock who was the boss!

'Don't worry about the condition of the pitch, I've got my best goat working on it.'

Mountain Goat sees Mountain Goat Guru at peak.

"OK, today, Bob, your team is on blackberry clearing at the Brown's farm, while Lisa, your team is on thistle clearing at the Barker's farm..."

Mind them while I go shopping and I'll give you 50 bucks extra!

"I don't care what the job pays. . . I'm never herding cats again!"

Shepherd buying a shepherd's pie.

'Plastic bags, dogs, dogs behind gates, strange smells, pigs, strange noises...heck! It would be quicker to tell you what doesn't spook me!'

'I was going to hunt for them. Then I thought hey - why not just clone new ones!'

"Your resume says you specialize in field work."