Goat Keeping T-Shirts

"OK, today, Bob, your team is on blackberry clearing at the Brown's farm, while Lisa, your team is on thistle clearing at the Barker's farm..."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Billy. The Kid.

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

Vincent Van Goat.

Fish eating smaller fish in a tank.

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

"Well, maybe you want crackers Mum, but frankly, given the choice, I would prefer chocolate cake..."

"I like to stay on top of things."

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

'Bad news! We're hamsters!'

Giraffe Haircut

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

'The persistence of Goats': Oil on Canvas, 1964. An important work from the 'Dr Sues meets Salvador Dali' school of art.

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

Parrot Perch

Rats in a laboratory labelled: 'Test, Control, Pet.'

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

'Nonsense! They can't All have headaches.'

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."

The poultry mania - Cochin China Fowls

'Excellent napkin.'