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Where do you draw the line? Goat milk. Goat cheese. Goat ice cream.

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of working with goats are the hardest.'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

Vincent Van Goat.

The worm that churned!

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

"I like to stay on top of things."

The Lawman

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

'Nonsense! They can't All have headaches.'

'Excellent napkin.'

"The downside of living in the wild is that I need to shear myself now. Boy, do I now appreciate the skill professional shearers have: it's hard!"

The first stock exchange - 'It's agreed then, one of my Longhorns for one of your holsteins.'

Cowboy Slippers

The young Shepherd was determined to show the flock who was the boss!

'She says her stomachs ache.'

"Actually, I would rather have a dog. It's just that we need the eggs."

'Yesterday he was a kingpin, but today he's just a lynchpin.'

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

'Don't worry about the condition of the pitch, I've got my best goat working on it.'

"OK, today, Bob, your team is on blackberry clearing at the Brown's farm, while Lisa, your team is on thistle clearing at the Barker's farm..."

"I didn't even know they could knit!"

Climbing with a mountain goat.

Shear Love.

'Here comes the pimp.'

'He's a goatee herder.'

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

'The effects of winter weather on the lambing season has disastrous side effects.'

'I'm a fat cattle buyer.'