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'Okay class, is there anyone else who does not understand the term foreshadowing?'

A Rustic Moralist.

'You think YOU have peer pressure!?'

"One more word out of you, young man, and it'll be no stale lettuce for your dessert tonight."

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

Holy Cow

"You see. She just needed a little encouragement."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

Apples for sale

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

baby sweetcorn...

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Humans...What is their purpose?

'The circle is complete!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Cow Pinatas

Lactose Intolerant

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'Steak Ted?'

'Cow in love'