Animal Husbandry T-Shirts

"As long as it's woolly I don't ask questions."

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

"No, sorry. I couldn't possibly take on another one. I'm short-staffed as it is."

A panel of chicken judges grade another chicken's newly laid egg.

Alpaca winning Premium Wool Championship.

Highland cow and Scottish bull fighter.

"I've never trusted cows."

'Frankly, he could have finished me off before going on strike: It's unprofessional!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'Down a few volts yet Harry!'

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"I don't want to worry you, but this years prize winning pig, usually ends up as next years prize winning sausages."

'Granted, we don't have quality, but we do have quantity!'

'I love herd mentality, don't you?'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

"They're organic, vegetarian, and they challenge traditional gender roles."

"Dear, I'd like you to meet the Holsteins."

'There is so much penicillin in this milk we could use to to treat shipping fever!"

'Now that we've got a new bull, is he the calf's stepfather?'

'It's an absurd world! I'm a vegetarian and my main purpose in life is to be eaten by a non-vegetarian!'

'I guess everything's okay, doc, two legs is showing, one out of each hole."

"Will you be posting this on ewe tube?"

'Abandon Sheep.'

What we have here is a high benefit, high risk scenario!

'Your barn door's open.'

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

The patent's pending

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

'I used to love the wild abandon of the old stampedes.'

'Can't understand all this fuss over cattle growth hormones.'

'What can I say? I'm a grass magnet!'

'I hate artifical insemination!'

Cow sees farmer as cuts of meat

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

Sheep's Road Crossing