Animal Rearing T-Shirts

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Foster failure"

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Billy. The Kid.

Braiding a Horse's Tail

"Quick, start the car!"

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

Haute Suture

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Hush puppy.

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Love a Mutt