Animal Keeping T-Shirts

'Me, I'm not afraid of my husband leaving me: He's a Homing-Pigeon you see...'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"Tia Carmen, this city council just banned roosters from living in town."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"Foster failure"

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

Billy. The Kid.

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Braiding a Horse's Tail

"Quick, start the car!"

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Hush puppy.

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

Support group for sheep.

'You know too much!'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

Love a Mutt