Zoo Keeping T-Shirts

'Evolution....the modern elephant.'

'Our rhino got away, so he offered to stand in, until we get a new one.'

'And this here is my Pride and Joy!'

VETERINARIAN, 'He has a nervous twitch.'

Suicide by Boa Constrictor.

Giraffe Haircut

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

City Zoo: Day Care

The Zoo.

"When is my next parole hearing?"

A mother and baby elephant

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

Monkeys/Humans in the zoo.

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

ZOO

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

Too much monkey business...

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

Zoo animals.

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

That's my daughter, Alayna

Zoo Inc. Management Structure

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

Giraffe Selfie

City Zoo. They call us "anteaters" --- talk about stereotyping!