Zoo Keeping T-Shirts

'Evolution....the modern elephant.'

'Our rhino got away, so he offered to stand in, until we get a new one.'

'And this here is my Pride and Joy!'

VETERINARIAN, 'He has a nervous twitch.'

Suicide by Boa Constrictor.

Giraffe Haircut

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

City Zoo: Day Care

The Zoo.

"When is my next parole hearing?"

A mother and baby elephant

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

Monkeys/Humans in the zoo.

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

ZOO

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

Zoo Inc. Management Structure

Too much monkey business...

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

Zoo animals.

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

Wild Cow.

Giraffe Selfie

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.