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While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

Family with pets.

Monkeys/Humans in the zoo.

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

ZOO

Too much monkey business...

Zoo animals.

Wild Cow.

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

'Hey, mac, is this your idea of glasnost?'

"Look, until there's a Tinder for pandas, we have to meet the old-fashioned way: being locked in a room together by scientists."

"Such a sedentary lifestyle."

"When the doctor said you should get a pet for lockdown I think he meant a cat!"

Zoo - Animals that we eat and animals that eat us.

Bus for Giraffes.

Science Project: Monkey See, Monkey Do.

Tiger

A Cat about to smash into a Goldfish Aquarium for a meal.

Giraffe and Gloves.

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

"Building a ninja-attracting business culture is easy. Keeping them focused on equity-based financial analysis? Not so easy."

Elephant Trunk and Hose Pipe.

"Now that's just low-down mean."

Two Giraffes go to the cinema.

'This is not what I expected when you said we were going to help an endangered species...'

"I've hired a new nit-picker: he's been great so far!"

Giraffe Haircut

Bat

'I say, it would be ever so nice if you could hand me my rubber ducky'.

'You're kinky, aren't you, Samuel?'

Two cleaners at the zoo. They are sheltering under a giraffe to get out of the rain.