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"I've been thinking it over, Tom, and I've concluded that there's no room in this family for two people."

A mother and baby elephant

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Giraffe Selfie

Family with pets.

Jungle Stores.

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

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Mother and Baby Hippopotamus.

Zoo Inc. Management Structure

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

Too much monkey business...

That's my daughter, Alayna

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. II. - Delicate state of the hippopotamus

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

Visit to the antediluvian reptiles at sydenham - Master Tom strongly objects to having his mind improved.

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

Giraffe Selfie

Wild Cow.

Zoo. It's wednesday again --- time to wash the camels. I hate "hump" day. (Published originally on July 20, 2005).

City Zoo. They call us "anteaters" --- talk about stereotyping!

'Hey, mac, is this your idea of glasnost?'

"Look, until there's a Tinder for pandas, we have to meet the old-fashioned way: being locked in a room together by scientists."

Wildcats Strike.

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. I. - The nose of the hippopotamus put out of joint by the young elephant

"When the doctor said you should get a pet for lockdown I think he meant a cat!"

"Upper right seven buccal filling.. Upper left.. "

"What burns my bottom about www.dazoosucks.com is that we capitalized them."

City Zoo

5 Second Rule!

Giraffe and Gloves.

Elephant Trunk and Hose Pipe.