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"Sir, did you order the 'special meal'?"

"Look, until there's a Tinder for pandas, we have to meet the old-fashioned way: being locked in a room together by scientists."

'They're hungry. We're gonna need some pizzas until we get this thing ironed out...'

'It's their warm inquisitive eyes I find most unnerving. . .'

'This is not what I expected when you said we were going to help an endangered species...'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

City Zoo: Day Care

Seagiraffes

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

A mother and baby elephant

"Look, a bug!"

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

Giraffe Selfie

"This never happened."

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"Be kind"

Litter Tray Training

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"I've told you before one at each end!"

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

Monkeys/Humans in the zoo.

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

Cat in Tree.

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"Ever eat a bird?"

"Catching him was easy. Getting him through the cat door....Now that's another story."

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...