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"Sir, did you order the 'special meal'?"

"Look, until there's a Tinder for pandas, we have to meet the old-fashioned way: being locked in a room together by scientists."

'They're hungry. We're gonna need some pizzas until we get this thing ironed out...'

'It's their warm inquisitive eyes I find most unnerving. . .'

'This is not what I expected when you said we were going to help an endangered species...'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

City Zoo: Day Care

Seagiraffes

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

A mother and baby elephant

"Look, a bug!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"Be kind"

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

"This never happened."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Litter Tray Training

Giraffe Selfie

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

"I've told you before one at each end!"

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

Cat in Tree.

Monkeys/Humans in the zoo.

"Catching him was easy. Getting him through the cat door....Now that's another story."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

The rain has been falling for so long the animals are pairing up and forming queues by the boat! It must be time for the Crick boat show...

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."