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The medical team were well beyond any concern as to whether the lion suffered from allergies!!

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

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Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. II. - Delicate state of the hippopotamus

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

'Hey, mac, is this your idea of glasnost?'

"Look, until there's a Tinder for pandas, we have to meet the old-fashioned way: being locked in a room together by scientists."

Wildcats Strike.

"Actually it's quite nice. It's just that I don't think I'm your dad."

Bus for Giraffes.

Giraffe and Gloves.

Giraffe Haircut

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

Elephant Trunk and Hose Pipe.

'This is not what I expected when you said we were going to help an endangered species...'

'You're kinky, aren't you, Samuel?'

"After my arrest for trying to eat you, they put me in a captive breeding program."

"When do the kids go back to school?" "Oh, I don't know... 8 days, 16 hours and 47 minutes... or so."

'Will frolic in trees, or whatever it is we do, for food.'

"There's talk of a merger with London Zoo."

'Apparently, the cub will be deported back to China when she is two.'

"Can i get a transfer from the porcupine enclosure..?

'Hey, boys, I wouldn't tease the guerrillas - they will shoot.'

'I say we let the poor thing on the boat. The poor creature has been a performing shark his whole life, he won't survive a day out here in the wild.'

'Don't' Feed the Animals' sign with a saw in it.

'Now that's just low-down mean.'

'He's a gassy baby.'

'Nothing worse than a tickly throat!'

'Just jam one of these pills as far down his throat as you can, 3 times a day.'

"Don't worry, I never get the jokes either, but if you clap your flippers, he'll throw you a fish..."

'The keepers will be in soon - we better get back to the straw and bamboo.'

'Yeah, their website is called www.dazoosux.com.'

"My promotion case went through: I'll get two fish per trick now..."

'It's their warm inquisitive eyes I find most unnerving. . .'