Zoo Keeper Dreams T-Shirts

'Dear, the shower is full of hair again!!'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

Zoo: No Hunting.

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

ZOO

Zoo animals.

That's my daughter, Alayna

Mother and Baby Hippopotamus.

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. II. - Delicate state of the hippopotamus

Visit to the antediluvian reptiles at sydenham - Master Tom strongly objects to having his mind improved.

Cat king.

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

'Hey, mac, is this your idea of glasnost?'

"Look, until there's a Tinder for pandas, we have to meet the old-fashioned way: being locked in a room together by scientists."

"Actually it's quite nice. It's just that I don't think I'm your dad."

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. I. - The nose of the hippopotamus put out of joint by the young elephant

Pet Adoptions

"What burns my bottom about www.dazoosucks.com is that we capitalized them."

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

5 Second Rule!

Bus for Giraffes.

Giraffe and Gloves.

City Zoo

Giraffe Haircut

'Bernie, you're not gonna have anything disgusting to hurl at zoo visitors if you forget this.'

Zoo ice cream stands

Elephant Trunk and Hose Pipe.

'This is not what I expected when you said we were going to help an endangered species...'

"Well, there's nothing in the rules that says baboons can't perform surgery, so what the hey, let's give him a shot."

"Promise I won't evolve into one of those, Ma."

'You're kinky, aren't you, Samuel?'

'Will frolic in trees, or whatever it is we do, for food.'

"I forget the difference - is this a crocodile or a litigator?"

"After my arrest for trying to eat you, they put me in a captive breeding program."