Home Zookeeper Mugs

Home Zoo!

Family with pets.

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

Monkeys/Humans in the zoo.

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

ZOO

That's my daughter, Alayna

Too much monkey business...

Zoo animals.

Wild Cow.

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

'Hey, mac, is this your idea of glasnost?'

"Look, until there's a Tinder for pandas, we have to meet the old-fashioned way: being locked in a room together by scientists."

"When the doctor said you should get a pet for lockdown I think he meant a cat!"

"Such a sedentary lifestyle."

Zoo - Animals that we eat and animals that eat us.

"Building a ninja-attracting business culture is easy. Keeping them focused on equity-based financial analysis? Not so easy."

A Cat about to smash into a Goldfish Aquarium for a meal.

Bat

Giraffe and Gloves.

"Now that's just low-down mean."

Two Giraffes go to the cinema.

'This is not what I expected when you said we were going to help an endangered species...'

Giraffe Haircut

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

"I've hired a new nit-picker: he's been great so far!"

'I say, it would be ever so nice if you could hand me my rubber ducky'.

Elephant Trunk and Hose Pipe.

Bus for Giraffes.

Science Project: Monkey See, Monkey Do.

Tiger

'You're kinky, aren't you, Samuel?'