Zoo Keepers Mugs

'I smell anal glands!'

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

ZOO

That's my daughter, Alayna

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

'Hey, mac, is this your idea of glasnost?'

"Look, until there's a Tinder for pandas, we have to meet the old-fashioned way: being locked in a room together by scientists."

Giraffe Haircut

"Building a ninja-attracting business culture is easy. Keeping them focused on equity-based financial analysis? Not so easy."

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

Giraffe and Gloves.

'This is not what I expected when you said we were going to help an endangered species...'

Elephant Trunk and Hose Pipe.

Bus for Giraffes.

Two cleaners at the zoo. They are sheltering under a giraffe to get out of the rain.

'You're kinky, aren't you, Samuel?'

'Now that's just low-down mean.'

"There's talk of a merger with London Zoo."

'Don't' Feed the Animals' sign with a saw in it.

"After my arrest for trying to eat you, they put me in a captive breeding program."

"Can i get a transfer from the porcupine enclosure..?

'Will frolic in trees, or whatever it is we do, for food.'

'Hey, boys, I wouldn't tease the guerrillas - they will shoot.'

"When do the kids go back to school?" "Oh, I don't know... 8 days, 16 hours and 47 minutes... or so."

'Yeah, their website is called www.dazoosux.com.'

'Nothing worse than a tickly throat!'

'Just jam one of these pills as far down his throat as you can, 3 times a day.'

"Don't worry, I never get the jokes either, but if you clap your flippers, he'll throw you a fish..."

'The keepers will be in soon - we better get back to the straw and bamboo.'

"I've been thinking it over, Tom, and I've concluded that there's no room in this family for two people."

'They worry about their cholesterol, but they don't give a damn about ours!'

Zoo Corporation: Award for Solving a Big Pile of Poo Problems

"My promotion case went through: I'll get two fish per trick now..."

'Careful, he bites.'

"Lucky!"