Home Zoo Coordinator Mugs

"Do you mind? I don't watch you take a dump, do I?"

Koala

Family with pets.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

ZOO

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. II. - Delicate state of the hippopotamus

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

Wildcats Strike.

"When the doctor said you should get a pet for lockdown I think he meant a cat!"

"Building a ninja-attracting business culture is easy. Keeping them focused on equity-based financial analysis? Not so easy."

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

Bus for Giraffes.

Elephant Trunk and Hose Pipe.

Giraffe and Gloves.

A Cat about to smash into a Goldfish Aquarium for a meal.

Two cleaners at the zoo. They are sheltering under a giraffe to get out of the rain.

'Now that's just low-down mean.'

'Hey, boys, I wouldn't tease the guerrillas - they will shoot.'

'Don't' Feed the Animals' sign with a saw in it.

"After my arrest for trying to eat you, they put me in a captive breeding program."

"There's talk of a merger with London Zoo."

'Will frolic in trees, or whatever it is we do, for food.'

"Can i get a transfer from the porcupine enclosure..?

"When do the kids go back to school?" "Oh, I don't know... 8 days, 16 hours and 47 minutes... or so."

'Yeah, their website is called www.dazoosux.com.'

'Nothing worse than a tickly throat!'

'Just jam one of these pills as far down his throat as you can, 3 times a day.'

'The keepers will be in soon - we better get back to the straw and bamboo.'

Seated Elephant

Zoo Corporation: Award for Solving a Big Pile of Poo Problems

"My promotion case went through: I'll get two fish per trick now..."

"I've been thinking it over, Tom, and I've concluded that there's no room in this family for two people."

'They worry about their cholesterol, but they don't give a damn about ours!'

'Careful, he bites.'