New Job At A Zoo Mugs

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. II. - Delicate state of the hippopotamus

Zoo Corporation: Award for Solving a Big Pile of Poo Problems

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

Koala

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

ZOO

Ancient Egyptian treasures 3000-900 BC Medieval paintings and sculpture 950-1500 New-in-box Star Wars action figures 1977-1985

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

"When the doctor said you should get a pet for lockdown I think he meant a cat!"

"Go. Evolve. Don't worry about us."

Elephant Trunk and Hose Pipe.

"Building a ninja-attracting business culture is easy. Keeping them focused on equity-based financial analysis? Not so easy."

A Cat about to smash into a Goldfish Aquarium for a meal.

Giraffe and Gloves.

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

Bus for Giraffes.

Two cleaners at the zoo. They are sheltering under a giraffe to get out of the rain.

'Don't' Feed the Animals' sign with a saw in it.

"There's talk of a merger with London Zoo."

'Now that's just low-down mean.'

'Hey, boys, I wouldn't tease the guerrillas - they will shoot.'

'Will frolic in trees, or whatever it is we do, for food.'

"After my arrest for trying to eat you, they put me in a captive breeding program."

'The keepers will be in soon - we better get back to the straw and bamboo.'

'Nothing worse than a tickly throat!'

'Just jam one of these pills as far down his throat as you can, 3 times a day.'

'Yeah, their website is called www.dazoosux.com.'

'Petting-Zoo employee: Now, that sounds like a good job...'

'Careful, he bites.'

'They worry about their cholesterol, but they don't give a damn about ours!'

Seated Elephant

"My promotion case went through: I'll get two fish per trick now..."

"Lucky!"