New Job As A Veterinarian Mugs

'I'm a veterinarian!'

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"This never happened."

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. II. - Delicate state of the hippopotamus

'Eloise! Come back! I was just going to show you some of the equipment we use in veterinary school...'

Dog Park Zoom

'HEEL!...HEEL!'

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

'I always take what he says with a grain of salt...

'Your test results are in, and you're FULL of surprises!'

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

"Develop your social skills. Share information about yourself so people will want to talk to you." "I like to dissect animals."

Dog hides eyes as car turns into vet clinic.

'Maybe we shouldn't have used the tail as the donor site for a skin graft.'

'What, you again? And you'll want credit as usual, I suppose!'

'I just had to stop by and thank you for all the advice...'

"You know, there are also some people who should never have children, hint hint...."

'Who's next?'

Cat and Dog Fights.

'Now that I'm retired, I have time for state and national meetings, but I no longer need the information.'

'My kid is trying to get into vet school and I don't understand...

'The toughest thing about a mixed practice is keeping your fingernails clean.'

The server is great – Every time I try to leave her a tip, she puts it back in my bowl.

Vet's Waiting Room

"I don't think a hospital video consultation requires 'motivation'."

No, no, no! Can anyone here tell me what Mr Mosely's doing wrong?

'Adrian wants to be a vet when he grows up!'

'Aren't you glad we gave her a rabies vaccination this year?'

WRONG! A veterinary school failure.

'Rectal palpation, hell! I lost my thermometer!'

'Well, it didn't work, so now we'll try it your way.'