Zoo Administrators Mugs

"There's talk of a merger with London Zoo."

Koala

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

ZOO

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. II. - Delicate state of the hippopotamus

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

"Look, until there's a Tinder for pandas, we have to meet the old-fashioned way: being locked in a room together by scientists."

Wildcats Strike.

Wolf Reintroduction.

"I ventured into a garden this morning and was caught by a snake catcher, then relocated here. Where am I? Can you help me find my family again?"

"Building a ninja-attracting business culture is easy. Keeping them focused on equity-based financial analysis? Not so easy."

'This is not what I expected when you said we were going to help an endangered species...'

Giraffe Haircut

Giraffe and Gloves.

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

Elephant Trunk and Hose Pipe.

Bus for Giraffes.

Two cleaners at the zoo. They are sheltering under a giraffe to get out of the rain.

'Hey, boys, I wouldn't tease the guerrillas - they will shoot.'

'Now that's just low-down mean.'

"Can i get a transfer from the porcupine enclosure..?

'Don't' Feed the Animals' sign with a saw in it.

"After my arrest for trying to eat you, they put me in a captive breeding program."

'Will frolic in trees, or whatever it is we do, for food.'

Rancher builds fence around angry bull.

"When do the kids go back to school?" "Oh, I don't know... 8 days, 16 hours and 47 minutes... or so."

Yoga class intrays - in/out/relax.

'Yeah, their website is called www.dazoosux.com.'

'Nothing worse than a tickly throat!'

'Just jam one of these pills as far down his throat as you can, 3 times a day.'

'The keepers will be in soon - we better get back to the straw and bamboo.'

'It's their warm inquisitive eyes I find most unnerving. . .'

Zoo Corporation: Award for Solving a Big Pile of Poo Problems

'They worry about their cholesterol, but they don't give a damn about ours!'

"My promotion case went through: I'll get two fish per trick now..."