Goat Rancher Gifts

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Billy. The Kid.

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

'Pass the salt, will ya, buddy?'

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Vincent Van Goat.

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

"I like to stay on top of things."

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

'How can anyone seriously believe that we sleep standing up and with our eyes open ,,,, Hello'

'Nonsense! They can't All have headaches.'

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.''

'The persistence of Goats': Oil on Canvas, 1964. An important work from the 'Dr Sues meets Salvador Dali' school of art.

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

Spring branding on the Hashtag Ranch.

Therapy for the cow dependent

'Excellent napkin.'

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Sheep.

Mountain Goat sees Mountain Goat Guru at peak.

'Don't worry about the condition of the pitch, I've got my best goat working on it.'

They're Brazillian!

"OK, today, Bob, your team is on blackberry clearing at the Brown's farm, while Lisa, your team is on thistle clearing at the Barker's farm..."

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

'Oi! We're your nipples you idiot!'

"I know you're thinking it. Don't say it!"

Climbing with a mountain goat.