Goat Breeder Gifts

Incredibly Inexpensive Goat Breeders Pretty Good Goat's. Half the price, 2/3 the quality. You'll hardly notice they're runts.

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

Vincent Van Goat.

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

"I like to stay on top of things."

'He's an octopussy. They're specially bred to catch over 100 mice an hour.'

'Nonsense! They can't All have headaches.'

'The persistence of Goats': Oil on Canvas, 1964. An important work from the 'Dr Sues meets Salvador Dali' school of art.

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

"We have no problem if you fall asleep on the job. In fact, we expect it."

"In the old days, we used to rescue real travellers. Now, we tend to rescue so-called adventurers and thrill-seekers..."

'Excellent napkin.'

"OK, today, Bob, your team is on blackberry clearing at the Brown's farm, while Lisa, your team is on thistle clearing at the Barker's farm..."

'What he lacks in speed he gains in nose.'

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

'Mom! Hunter keeps saying I'm not a thoroughbred. Can you show him my papers?'

Cat Show: Most Arrogant

'I see your problem. This is not an infertile pair. They're two males.'

'Don't worry about the condition of the pitch, I've got my best goat working on it.'

Climbing with a mountain goat.

'Help! I think I'm going to be fertilized!'

'He's a goatee herder.'

It's true what they say: Life at the top can be lonely...

Mountain Goat Olympics. 1 2 3.

'He thinks he's so hot but, personally, I'd rather be artificially inseminated.'

Having asked for some 'bruisers' to bruise oats for feeding horses, Mr. Haycock gets sent the 'Whitechaple Chicken' and the 'Bayswater Slasher'

'Oh, I won't fight you, you're welcome to have them: I can't stand the nagging anymore!'

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.