Goats Gifts

Billy Goat and the Landlord

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Billy. The Kid.

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Vincent Van Goat.

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"

"I like to stay on top of things."

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."

'The persistence of Goats': Oil on Canvas, 1964. An important work from the 'Dr Sues meets Salvador Dali' school of art.

'Nonsense! They can't All have headaches.'

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

'Excellent napkin.'

Mountain Goat sees Mountain Goat Guru at peak.

"Yeah, I'll be glad when the baby is born: This is really affecting my balance..."

"OK, today, Bob, your team is on blackberry clearing at the Brown's farm, while Lisa, your team is on thistle clearing at the Barker's farm..."

'Don't worry about the condition of the pitch, I've got my best goat working on it.'

Climbing with a mountain goat.

'He's a goatee herder.'

It's true what they say: Life at the top can be lonely...

"This doesn't feel right. Maybe I should paint you outside, being pursued by hunters."

'Oh, I won't fight you, you're welcome to have them: I can't stand the nagging anymore!'

"Can you believe it? They insisted on the earmuffs so they don't have to listen to my awesome yodeling!"

Billy was conflicted and confused.

"I hate to break it to you guys, but it's kinda the same up here as it is down there."

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

I lactate, therefore I am.

Mountain Goat Olympics. 1 2 3.