Goats Pillows

Billy Goat and the Landlord

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Billy. The Kid.

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Vincent Van Goat.

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

"I like to stay on top of things."

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"

'Nonsense! They can't All have headaches.'

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

'Excellent napkin.'

"OK, today, Bob, your team is on blackberry clearing at the Brown's farm, while Lisa, your team is on thistle clearing at the Barker's farm..."

'Don't worry about the condition of the pitch, I've got my best goat working on it.'

Mountain Goat sees Mountain Goat Guru at peak.

"Yeah, I'll be glad when the baby is born: This is really affecting my balance..."

Climbing with a mountain goat.

'He's a goatee herder.'

I lactate, therefore I am.

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

It's true what they say: Life at the top can be lonely...

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of working with goats are the hardest.'

"I hate to break it to you guys, but it's kinda the same up here as it is down there."

'Oh, I won't fight you, you're welcome to have them: I can't stand the nagging anymore!'

"Business is booming, so yes, you're hired!"

Man using a sherpa - "Admit it father those stairs are getting too much for you."