Innovative Rancher Gifts

Yup, I like these self-driving cattle. Google.

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

'Pass the salt, will ya, buddy?'

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.''

"The boss use to herd cattle before he started the company."

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

Castaway harnessing electricity.

'How can anyone seriously believe that we sleep standing up and with our eyes open ,,,, Hello'

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Sheep.

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

They're Brazillian!

A Protractor.

'Can't understand all this fuss over cattle growth hormones.'

'Ooo, two strays to add to the database.'

'Name tag's up here, Ma'am - I'm from the Cattlemen's Delegation.

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

Cattle barons for world domination.

"If we don't find a place to charge these batteries we ain't gettin' this herd of tumbleweed to Kansas City by sundown."

'WOOHOO! I love Methane!'

You just plant the seed, water it, and when it grows, you eat it --- I call it "agribusiness."

"Listen honey, I don't claim to be no expert but I reckon you're going about this cowpuncher thing the whole wrong way."

"Oh, God, it's the Herefords, pretend we don't see them."

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

'Just had to text and ride, didn't you?'

"Farmers are always complaining about the amount of paperwork that Europe generates...but if you use your imagination then you can turn it to your advantage!"