Bobby-Ray tries to become a chicken breeder
Backyard Chickens Gifts
Looking for a gift for a backyard chicken lover? Our collection features witty and adorable items that capture the joy of raising chickens. Whether it's for a friend, family member, or yourself, these products add a humorous touch to poultry pride. From playful t-shirts to cozy pillows and eye-catching prints, find a unique way to celebrate your love for backyard chickens with our thoughtfully designed collection.
Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.
"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"
Every barbecue has its winners and losers.
"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."
would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?
"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."
'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'
Silence of the Chickens...
"Can I have another sausage Dad?"
Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).
'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'
"She wishes to range free!"
Aprons
Where Deviled Eggs come from
"Over millions of years, carbon turns to diamond. Yet it took dad plus his grill mere minutes to turn last night's marinated chicken into that carbon."
Licensed to grill.
You'll be the centre of attention for a job well done!
"Hurray! I just got born!"
"What about the five that fell through?"
"Well-done, alright?"
'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'
'I don't have the heart. You tell him the barbeque season is over.'
"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."
"It may have been just a kick-about in the garden, but Eric took things very seriously."
"Don't get me wrong. I think it's great that Barbara decided she wanted to start exercising more after her surgery."
'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'
Dogs and Chickens
Egg!
"Mum, what is a nugget?"
"Shall I phone the fire brigade yet."
'Careful, it's not politically correct to say I rule the roost anymore...'
'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again!'
'And I've teamed that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager.'
"Come on, dear...you can't blame everything on Russian hackers."
Backyard Chickens Gifts Collection
Backyard Chickens Mugs
Explore our collection of backyard chicken mugs for a humorous and charming way to start your day or gift to a poultry enthusiast.
Backyard Chickens Pillows
Find cozy pillows with backyard chicken designs—perfect for adding a playful touch to your home or gift for a poultry lover.
Backyard Chickens Prints
Decorate with backyard chicken prints that bring humor and personality to any space—perfect for poultry enthusiasts and home decorators alike.
Backyard Chickens T-Shirts
Discover funny and stylish backyard chicken t-shirts that let you wear your poultry pride with humor and flair.