Backyard Chickens Mugs

Bobby-Ray tries to become a chicken breeder

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

Silence of the Chickens...

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"She wishes to range free!"

Aprons

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"Over millions of years, carbon turns to diamond. Yet it took dad plus his grill mere minutes to turn last night's marinated chicken into that carbon."

You'll be the centre of attention for a job well done!

"What about the five that fell through?"

"Hurray! I just got born!"

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

'I don't have the heart. You tell him the barbeque season is over.'

"Don't get me wrong. I think it's great that Barbara decided she wanted to start exercising more after her surgery."

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

Dogs and Chickens

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

"It may have been just a kick-about in the garden, but Eric took things very seriously."

"Mum, what is a nugget?"

"Shall I phone the fire brigade yet."

'Careful, it's not politically correct to say I rule the roost anymore...'

Egg!

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again!'

"Come on, dear...you can't blame everything on Russian hackers."

'And I've teamed that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager.'

Dog BBQ